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Writer's pictureTony Lesesne

The 2024 BMW X2 M35i: Street Ready, and more



Ah, the BMW X2 M35i—a car that lives at the intersection of practicality and fun, where your sensible side and your inner daredevil can shake hands. Bigger, sleeker, and more aggressive than its standard sibling, this small SUV somehow feels like it’s constantly ready to turn a weekend errand into an audition for the next Fast & Furious. If you've ever wanted a vehicle that can handle a grocery run while still offering a thrilling joyride, the 2024 X2 M35i might be your match made in horsepower heaven.


First Impressions: Big Attitude in a Small Package

At first glance, you might wonder, “Did that just roll out of a Mini factory on steroids?” Well, yes and no. The X2 shares its bones with BMW’s Mini cousins but has clearly spent some extra time pumping iron. The 2024 X2 M35i flaunts sharp lines, a muscular stance, and 20-inch wheels, making it look more like a rebellious cousin who shows up to family dinners wearing leather. You won’t be confusing this beast with your average urban crossover.


Performance: The Sprinter on Red Bull

This isn’t just a jogger; this is a sprinter after several cans of Red Bull. Under the hood, the X2 M35i packs a 2.0-liter turbocharged four-cylinder engine pumping out a solid 312 horsepower and 295 lb-ft of torque. Translation? You’ll hit 60 mph in 4.9 seconds—quick enough to plaster a grin on your face but probably not fast enough to make your mom faint. With BMW’s 7-speed twin-clutch automatic transmission, this little SUV is more than happy to pretend it’s a sports car.

And here’s where things get interesting: the all-wheel-drive system feels as eager as a puppy off its leash. At nearly 3,840 pounds, the X2 M35i sounds hefty, but the weight plants it firmly on the road, even when you channel your inner NASCAR driver. Meanwhile, the Magna/Getrag gearbox shifts quicker than your ex’s mood, making every drive feel like a high-stakes race—even if you're just trying to get to brunch before the line gets too long.


Handling: Stiff Upper Lip (and Spine)

Let’s be real—this isn’t the cushy, laid-back SUV your neighbor drives. The suspension on the X2 M35i is tuned for performance, and you’ll feel it. Every pothole, bump, and pebble on the road becomes part of your experience. But on smoother streets or highway curves? It’s like butter. At 155 mph, this compact beast grips the road like a determined octopus. The suspension doesn’t adjust, but in Comfort mode, it’s tolerable. Flick it into Sport, though, and it feels like the car’s steering is directly connected to your thoughts. The trade-off? A few extra dental visits if your daily commute involves rough roads.


Fuel Economy: Not Bad, Not Great—But Who Cares?

Yup, that's me (pictured above) at the Miami Heat Home arena (Kaysaya Center) where there's lots of open space along the bay to drive around casually and carefully. Alright, pragmatists, here's what you’ve been waiting for: fuel economy. BMW claims 23 mpg in the city and 32 mpg on the highway. Decent, but not groundbreaking. If you’re driving the X2 M35i, let’s be honest—fuel economy isn’t exactly your top priority. You didn’t buy this to win eco-awards; you bought it to feel fabulous. And with 312 horses at your disposal, you’ll be smiling all the way to the gas station.

Life with the X2 M35i: Fun, Flawed, and Fabulous

I had to adjust to test driving this car, and that's not a bad thing. And rfor the record, my BMW reviews seem to get lots more attention than the norm, leading me to believe that there's a strong fan base out there and I've tapped into it (for better or worse).

I had eneough time to really get to know the car. Living with the X2 M35i is like having a slightly chaotic friend who always convinces you to go out for “one drink” that turns into an all-night adventure.

The cockpit feels sporty, with seats that hug you just right. BMW has designed this car to scream, "Let’s go faster," and it’s hard not to oblige. However, this relationship comes at a price. Our test model came in at a cool $61,000. But hey, quality costs. And when it comes to combining luxury with thrill, the X2 M35i delivers.


South Florida Thrills: Taking on Miami

Now, let’s take a detour through my personal playground: the sun-drenched streets of South Florida. Ohhhh yeah!! Driving the X2 M35i around Miami feels like it’s where this car was always meant to be. Whether darting through traffic on Biscayne Boulevard through downtown Miami or cruising down Ocean Drive at sunset on South Beach, the M35i performs like a tour guide who knows all the secret backroads and best views. Sharp turns? No problem. Sudden stops? Easy. It butta baby.

And can we talk about how quiet the cabin is? BMW’s acoustic glass works wonders, making you feel like the world outside has hit mute. Inside, all you hear is your playlist and the throaty rumble of the engine when you want it. And if you want some South Beach glam, the panoramic sunroof makes you feel like you’re driving under the stars.

Tech and Comfort: Packed with Premium Perks

Speaking of style, the M35i isn’t just a pretty face—it’s got the brains too. Wireless charging, Apple CarPlay, Android Auto—all present and accounted for. And the M Sport Package Pro brings in even more flair, from fiery red brake calipers to a shadow line trim that makes you feel like you’re in a secret agent movie. Plus, there’s that illuminated kidney grille up front, making sure everyone knows you're driving something special.

Under the Hood: Pure Power, Total Control

The heart of the beast? A 2.0-liter BMW M TwinPower Turbo engine, throwing down 302 horsepower and 332 lb-ft of torque. In non-gearhead terms, when you hit the gas, this thing launches. And yet, even with all that power, it never feels out of control. The xDrive all-wheel-drive system and adaptive M suspension keep you glued to the road. Whether it's raining or shining, the X2 M35i makes you feel like a driving god, without the potential for reckless behavior. (Unless, of course, you’re really feeling adventurous.)


Safety Features: Mom-Approved

Yes, Mom's love the Beemers too, and safety is a big reason. You already knew that didn't you? Think about it. For all the fun and flair, BMW hasn’t forgotten about safety. With features like active blind-spot detection, frontal collision warnings, and lane departure warnings, this car keeps a watchful eye on the road—even when you're distracted by how good you look driving it. It’s like having a super chill co-pilot who quietly makes sure you don’t mess up.


Conclusion: A Pocket Rocket with Style and Substance

The 2024 BMW X2 M35i is far from perfect, but let’s face it—that’s part of its charm. It’s fast, fun, and a little bit flawed, just like your favorite action hero. It’s not the softest ride on the block, but when you're behind the wheel, you’ll barely notice. You didn’t buy this car to be practical; you bought it to enjoy the thrill of the drive. And for that, the X2 M35i delivers.

So, should you get one? If you’re after a small, fast, high-end SUV that can tackle city streets, hit the highway, and still make you feel like a boss every time you drive it, then the answer is yes. Just be prepared for some jaw rattles along the way, and maybe skip the extra-large latte if you’re driving on rough roads. This BMW isn’t just another compact SUV—it’s a pocket rocket in designer jeans, and it’s more than happy to take you on the ride of your life.



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